The Duck and the Psychiatrist

Psychiatrist: “These notes indicate that you felt hostility towards your last psychiatrist”

Duck: “Quack.”

Psychiatrist: “Why do you think you felt that way?”

Duck: “Quack.”

Psychiatrist: “And do you feel the same way about me?”

Duck: “Quack.”

Psychiatrist: “You do realize that these personal attacks are entirely unproductive.”

Duck: “Quack.”